1)小姐向警察解释自己没有MaiYin：我只是把两元的避孕套卖到了二百元，最多算抬高物价。警察：后来呢？小姐说：教他如何使用，属于售后服务。
2):演出结束，领导上台拉住漂亮的蒙古族女演员的手嘘寒问暖不放手，还一个劲地问叫什么名字？女演员激动地说：玛勒格碧.
3)生日派对上蛋糕只剩下一块，上面恰好写着生日两个字。男孩大方地拿起刀一分为二，温柔地对女孩说：“我负责‘日’，你负责‘生’，好吗？”
4)人生感语：当工作和爱情不如意时，可掏出小弟弟，凝视它、静思它所蕴含之精神：能长能短，能粗能细，能伸能曲，能软能硬，学学它，眼前的困难算个鸟！
5)一幼儿园的小破孩躲在厕所里吸烟，被老师抓到，老师问他为什么吸烟，他低下头，深沉的回答：祖国未统一，心情很郁闷！
6)处长与漂亮的处女跳舞，舞曲高潮时处长有点激动，下面挺了起来，处女察觉后好奇地问：你下面是什么？处长：我下面是科长。处女：官不大还挺硬的
7)女市长和男书记共同赴宴，席间高兴之余，书记说：书记一般都干过市长！女市长机灵地应答：是的，书记一般是市长生（升）的！
8)有人说：聪明的女人可以激励男人,秀美的女人可以迷惑男人,有才华的女人可以吸引男人,有地位的女人可以玩转男人,什么都有的女人可以搞惨一批男人!
9)有一对男女过桥，桥上有一只老虎怒目而视，女略思索后脱衣而过。男也学脱衣而过，却被老虎扑倒。男不解？老虎说：你以为你有根小棍儿就是武松了？
10)老师让学生用“皱纹”造句，一学生写：我爸爸的蛋上有很多皱纹，老师批评家长不该啥地方都让孩子看。家长解释说：这孩子从小粗心，少写一个“脸”字你笑了吗?
笑了就请回个贴好吗
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
My life with gallstone and without it
What is gallstone? I tell you what a gallstone is, gallstone is a nasty rock
that sits in your gallbladder and annoys you every day, every hour, every second
of your life.
Hi, my name is Eugene from Estonia living in London, UK. Let me share my experience with gallstone.
Since childhood I had this problem, when I was running I suddenly had pain and was not aware of what was that, but I am pretty certain now that it was a growing little stone
Gallstone was discovered only recently maybe ten years ago first time it was 11mm then later it grew to 15mm and then to 18mm
And on day of operation it was a massive 24 mm that was unpleasant surprise
Exponential growth, more surface it gets faster it grows
I tried to use Ursodiol acid for months to dissolve my stone, but it did not work well, but maybe reduced speed of growth a little, also tried to drink special teas, apple juice and other home remedies like flushes and detoxes.
They do not work, you want to believe they do but they don’t, it a myth, no such thing.
Did you notice how none of the “cured” people present us with evidence?
Me on the other hand will show you every piece of evidence I have on my hands
If you want to try to soften up your gallstones with ursodiol, you can buy them from Andorra, contact these Spanish people at info@farmaciaandorra.es or visit website http://farmaciaandorra.es/
They speak mostly Spanish or English with Google translator. They sell URSOCHOL it is Spanish version of Ursodiol, average price would go like these ( at least for me on jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011 12:08). Here is an example of their email to me (copy paste)
5 URSOCHOL 150 MGRS X 60 COMP… 9,71 €………………………..48.55€
TRANSPORT………………………………………………………
TOTAL…………………………………………………………………
Need to make delivery address, whose name was, telephone.
If for payment by CREDIT CARD makes the number , expiry date and the three number behind the card.
If done by mail to the address of pharmacy:
FARMACIA FONT FREDA
CASA NOVA JOANET S/N
ORDINO AD 300.
Check out NHS review of my gallstone,
this is a special medical software Sectra Image Viewer with all images of
gallstone download it here
In year 29 October 2009 gallstone was smaller, then a little bigger in year 2011 8th march, and last time ( middle 2012 ) I did ultrasound scan it was relatively same size.
Almost every year I was thinking to cut my gallbladder out, pain was increasingly unpleasant, but I did not want to give up.
I was hoping for new technologies to come, I gambled and I won my bet
Googled for new technology almost every 2 months or so for many many years, and nothing came on radar, lots of false alarm… at some point this year 2012 I almost gave up and decided to cut my gallbladder out, was sick and tired of constant pain and burning sensation in my upper abdomen…
and only in September 2012 by random luck found this tiny article in med. journal http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22299994
Doctor Chiao (Qiao) Tie made an upgrade of old technology and invented some new techniques to extract gallstones from a gallbladder. Pretty sure after 5 years to the future he will invent liquid hungry nano robots, they will chew up gallstones in a week time after injection into gallbladder
This article was dated February 2012, how it slipped my attention is a mystery. Shame, I could have been treated much sooner than end of October 2012. In fact Dr. Tie Chiao had made this technology available to the public in year 2009! it was well tested and widely practiced in China Guangzhou for years, and I was suffering here in Europe UK and almost went along with local surgeons suggestion to cut my gallbladder loose. One surgeon said “Nobody is going to do you a favor and just take your stone out” … Indeed I am a future liability for NHS, I might come back some day again with new gallstones, and it is bad for Health Care System’s budget
But life without gallbladder is not that easy as life without appendix, that’s totally different game here. There are some serious consequences when gallbladder is taken out, like for example bile is dripping every minute to your intestines and you get a bad stool and you have to eat all the time in small portions, and stones are growing now in your bile duct and elsewhere…
Well, then went to odesk to find assistant to investigate this new treatment
Found Amanda https://www.odesk.com/users/~~928f3e34d11e4eba she did a great job investigating and arranging meeting with doctors in China
Her email is amanda9815 at gmail dot com, phone number is 0086-158-551-26719 (0086 is the code of mainland China.) Helped us a lot, great assistant, her fees roughly 15 USD per hour
My mistake I should have kept in touch with her when I was in China. I should have bought me Chinese SIM card right when I got to Hong Kong first, before entering China Guangzhou via speed ferry.
Bought 12000 Chinese Yuan from ICBC in City of London at a good price 10.6 CNY for 1 GBP. HSBC and Barclays were giving me bad rate ~9.4 CNY per GBP, ICBC was closest to the actual market rate.
Did Twinrix injections just in case Hep A + Hep B + some Asia vaccines before leaving to China. HEP A/B Injections need lots of time, so plan ahead.
Bought Chinese visa for 56 quid also, took 4 days to get it
Hi, my name is Eugene from Estonia living in London, UK. Let me share my experience with gallstone.
Since childhood I had this problem, when I was running I suddenly had pain and was not aware of what was that, but I am pretty certain now that it was a growing little stone
Gallstone was discovered only recently maybe ten years ago first time it was 11mm then later it grew to 15mm and then to 18mm
And on day of operation it was a massive 24 mm that was unpleasant surprise
Exponential growth, more surface it gets faster it grows
I tried to use Ursodiol acid for months to dissolve my stone, but it did not work well, but maybe reduced speed of growth a little, also tried to drink special teas, apple juice and other home remedies like flushes and detoxes.
They do not work, you want to believe they do but they don’t, it a myth, no such thing.
Did you notice how none of the “cured” people present us with evidence?
Me on the other hand will show you every piece of evidence I have on my hands
If you want to try to soften up your gallstones with ursodiol, you can buy them from Andorra, contact these Spanish people at info@farmaciaandorra.es or visit website http://farmaciaandorra.es/
They speak mostly Spanish or English with Google translator. They sell URSOCHOL it is Spanish version of Ursodiol, average price would go like these ( at least for me on jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011 12:08). Here is an example of their email to me (copy paste)
5 URSOCHOL 150 MGRS X 60 COMP… 9,71 €………………………..48.55€
TRANSPORT………………………………………………………
TOTAL…………………………………………………………………
Need to make delivery address, whose name was, telephone.
If for payment by CREDIT CARD makes the number , expiry date and the three number behind the card.
If done by mail to the address of pharmacy:
FARMACIA FONT FREDA
CASA NOVA JOANET S/N
ORDINO AD 300.
Check out NHS review of my gallstone,
this is a special medical software Sectra Image Viewer with all images of
gallstone download it hereIn year 29 October 2009 gallstone was smaller, then a little bigger in year 2011 8th march, and last time ( middle 2012 ) I did ultrasound scan it was relatively same size.
Almost every year I was thinking to cut my gallbladder out, pain was increasingly unpleasant, but I did not want to give up.
I was hoping for new technologies to come, I gambled and I won my bet
Googled for new technology almost every 2 months or so for many many years, and nothing came on radar, lots of false alarm… at some point this year 2012 I almost gave up and decided to cut my gallbladder out, was sick and tired of constant pain and burning sensation in my upper abdomen…
and only in September 2012 by random luck found this tiny article in med. journal http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22299994
Doctor Chiao (Qiao) Tie made an upgrade of old technology and invented some new techniques to extract gallstones from a gallbladder. Pretty sure after 5 years to the future he will invent liquid hungry nano robots, they will chew up gallstones in a week time after injection into gallbladder
This article was dated February 2012, how it slipped my attention is a mystery. Shame, I could have been treated much sooner than end of October 2012. In fact Dr. Tie Chiao had made this technology available to the public in year 2009! it was well tested and widely practiced in China Guangzhou for years, and I was suffering here in Europe UK and almost went along with local surgeons suggestion to cut my gallbladder loose. One surgeon said “Nobody is going to do you a favor and just take your stone out” … Indeed I am a future liability for NHS, I might come back some day again with new gallstones, and it is bad for Health Care System’s budget
But life without gallbladder is not that easy as life without appendix, that’s totally different game here. There are some serious consequences when gallbladder is taken out, like for example bile is dripping every minute to your intestines and you get a bad stool and you have to eat all the time in small portions, and stones are growing now in your bile duct and elsewhere…
Well, then went to odesk to find assistant to investigate this new treatment
Found Amanda https://www.odesk.com/users/~~928f3e34d11e4eba she did a great job investigating and arranging meeting with doctors in China
Her email is amanda9815 at gmail dot com, phone number is 0086-158-551-26719 (0086 is the code of mainland China.) Helped us a lot, great assistant, her fees roughly 15 USD per hour
My mistake I should have kept in touch with her when I was in China. I should have bought me Chinese SIM card right when I got to Hong Kong first, before entering China Guangzhou via speed ferry.
Bought 12000 Chinese Yuan from ICBC in City of London at a good price 10.6 CNY for 1 GBP. HSBC and Barclays were giving me bad rate ~9.4 CNY per GBP, ICBC was closest to the actual market rate.
Did Twinrix injections just in case Hep A + Hep B + some Asia vaccines before leaving to China. HEP A/B Injections need lots of time, so plan ahead.
Bought Chinese visa for 56 quid also, took 4 days to get it
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